To add to your CWIVES holiday fun, here is a list of Christmas-themed pick up lines to try out on your husband. I hope they make you laugh together because laughter is the world’s best aphrodisiac in my opinion.
- I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
- Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
- I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…
- This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
- Hey baby, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
- How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
- That’s some nice wrapping you’ve got there, but it needs a postal inspection. Good thing I work for the Post Office! And baby, can I deliver!
- You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
- You are the reason why Santa even has a Naughty list.
- I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
- What’s a nice girl/guy like you doing on my naughty list?
- I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
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